All the cool kids are doing it..

Pick the month you were born:

January----I kicked
February---I loved
March------I smoked
April------I dry humped
May--------I choked on
June-------I murdered
July-------I did the Macarena with
August-----I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October----I sang to
November---I yelled at
December---I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10------my neighbor
11------my science teacher
12------a banana
13------a fireman
14------a stuffed animal
15------a goat
16------a pickle
17------your Mom
18------a spoon
19------myself
20------a baseball bat
21------a ninja
22------Chuck Norris
23------a noodle
24------a squirrel
25------a football player
26------my sister
27------my brother
28------an ipod
29------a permanent marker
30------a llama
31------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White-------because I'm cool like that
Black-------because that's how I roll.
Pink--------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red---------because the voices told me to.
Blue--------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green-------because I hate myself.
Purple------because I'm cool.
Gray--------because I was drunk
Yellow------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange------because I hate my family.
Brown-------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself

Now type out the sentence you made and post it in the comments

Mine was "I dry humped a llama because I'm sexy and I do what I want."